Walter White woke up on the beach of Never Never Land. He scratched his head and blinked hard. Everything was so different since he left New Mexico. After killing everyone he ever knew, he faked his own death and moved to Far Far Away, and into the small beach community of Never Never Land. He met a woman named Winter, and together they had a daughter which they named Snow. Walt walked back to his beach home and went down into his basement where his meth operation has grown exponentially in size. The three pigs where working diligently pumping Methelyne Blue into the vats. He nodded and liked what he saw and went back up to the living room. Snow White came into the room with all the teenage angst a 15 year old would have.
"Can I take the Aztec to school today?"
Walter looked disgruntles at the request.
"I told you Snow. I haven't finished cleaning out the guts from that cocaine dealing Wolf yet. I had to hit him 4 times. Not an easy cleanup."
Snow gave him a very angry look and responded frustratingly
"Why didn't you just strangle him with a bike lock like you did Peter Pan to end his 'pixie dust' operation, Dad?"
Walter flipped the page on his newspaper. The headline read "Giovanni "The Gingerbread Man Gambini takes over family, organize crime explodes in Far Far Away."
"I already told you, the FBI would be suspicious of that."
She screamed as bratty teenagers do, and the arguing continued while Scruffy the family dog happily ate all the papers out of Snow's backpack, even the textbooks. She stormed off to school and failed out, forcing her to turn her focus from college to taking over the White family business.
The End.
Ok, his 'pixie dust' operation has me laughing. This was pretty good. Only problem is I thought your main conflict were other drug bosses, not the dog eating the homework. This was still really funny though.
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