Wednesday, August 27 - Aminals

Have you ever been caught in a traffic jam? Are you constantly late for work or school because of freeway congestion? What if I told you you could beat the rush hour by trampling over it with your very own BRONTOSAURUS? How could this be, you ask? Through extensive genetic engineering we have created Ride-osaurs!! Why sit in a highway traffic jam when you can crush cars and innocent bystanders alike on top of your very own Triceratops?! FOUR WORDS. RIDE-OSAURS ARE THE FUTURE!!! Fly over city streets on your Pterodactyl, or have your raptor eat your jerk boss. Because its not murder if nature takes its course. Its the circle of life. People are born, people are eaten by prehistoric beasts, people die. See. Circle of life. Just like the Lion King. But with dinosaurs. And much more death and destruction. But mostly dinosaurs. Like what you're hearing? Damn right you do! Call and get your Ride-osaur today!!